how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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