Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
did i walk over a car last night?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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