i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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