Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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