Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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