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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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