i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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