At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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