tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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