He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
is it fun? or sober?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Shame - the story of my life.
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