sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im holly from the hills drunk
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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