Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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