everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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