just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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