dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Come on in and take your pants off
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