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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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