We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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