So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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