I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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