on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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