wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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