I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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