How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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