How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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