i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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