Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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