i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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