You work out of a Hotel?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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