So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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