I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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