he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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