Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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