If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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