She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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