Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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