very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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