I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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