Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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