Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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