i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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