i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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