'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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