IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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