I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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