he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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