Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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