i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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