I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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