Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you win again, gameday.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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