i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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