the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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