so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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