she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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