I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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