I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Reggie can tackle my bush.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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