Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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